SCOTT D. HARRIS
There's not much to be said about the evil genius behind Hogarth Pictures. He was raised on the planet Gingangooly in the Wotcha nebula on a diet of Roald Dahl and The Dreamstone, then after migrating to Earth he landed in the barely tamed jungle of Essex, England, so he decided to become a film-student. After being promised a job with Channel 4 which never materialised, he fell into a slump but was eventually inspired to write this very web-comic, among other projects. After finding Anonymous G floating belly-up in a canal somewhere in Devon, giggling and drawing strange symbols on his own stomach, the Writer decided to make Hogarth Pictures a reality.
















ANONYMOUS G
Some American you will never know until it's too late. Was last seen dancing outside a sweet shop, claiming to have found the last golden ticket and has since gone into hiding.